Bran muffin for breakfast, please.

Today, I realized that my toilet's name is 'Toto.'
I snorted, and resolved to call it that for the rest of its life.

Today I realized I call my cubicle an office.
I was embarrassed, and resolved to continue to call it an office.

Today I realized that even though I THINK I want the chocolate muffin, I really want the bran one.
I was sick, and resolved to always get the chocolate one.



This is funny:



Have a nice day.
I resolved to.
And I did.